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    Wednesday, October 29, 2008

    Fwd: Ant and a Grasshopper_Indian Version

    ..... .Really a class analogy..

    An Old Story:

     

    The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
    building its house and

    laying up supplies for the winter.

    The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &
    dances & plays
    the summer away.

    Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.
    The Grasshopper has no food or

    shelter so he dies out in the cold.

     

    Indian Version:

    The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
    building its house and

    laying up supplies for the winter.

    The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs &
    dances & plays
    the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and

    demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed

    while others are cold and starving.

    NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper

    next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled

    with food.

    The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor

    Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

    Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

    Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that

    Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

    Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.

    Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for

    not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

    The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the

    Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt

    support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

    Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in

    West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

    CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat
    so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and

    Grasshoppers.

    Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

    Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism

    Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the

    winter.

    Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational

    Institutions & in Government Services.

    The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left

    to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government

    and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

     

    Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

     

    Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

     

    CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

    Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.




    Many years later...

    The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,

    100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere

    in India,

    ..AND

    As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the

    grasshoppers, 

    .

    . India is still a developing country…!!!







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    Monday, October 6, 2008

    Great Indian Competitiveness Advantage is wanning...


    Q. Where did the "great Indian competitiveness go?????"

    A. To dogs...

    - Read for yourself, how many of the great IT Hubs in India are featured in the article...

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